The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 24th and 25th

The best part of an advent calendar is suddenly realising you've left loads of doors to open all at once, because they're all full of crappy Lidl chocolate and you aren't particularly bothered about them anyway. So imagine the excitement of being able to open two doors of the World Of Crap advent calendar at once! This can be so, since I've been in the middle of a field since Wednesday.

So here we go with Christmas Eve – a dinosaur interrupts midnight mass -

And Christmas Day – Happy Christmas from Ceefax!

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 23rd

Today we have the three kings – Stephen King, Martin Luther King, and Stephen Haw-King -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 22nd

Today we have King Herod failing to learn to juggle -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 21st

Today's piece of cheer – the three shepherds get hungry and go to Asda -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 20th

Today we get to see how Santa relaxes on his days off -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 19th

Today we have Mary and Joseph having a disagreement -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 18th

Today's yuletide lovely is the elves sorting out letters to Santa. The elves are Val Doonican, Noel Edmonds, Ted Danson, Cliff Richard and Eamonn Holmes -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 17th

Today we have The Queen giving her Christmas Day speech from the top of Blackpool Tower -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 16th

Today's fresco is entitled 'Joseph gives Mary a Tassimo machine' -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 15th

Today's masterpiece is King Herod getting pissed after failing to find the baby Jesus -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 14th

Sorry for the late post – mega long shift again – anyway, today we have Bob Holness of Blockbusters fame arranging his presents under the tree -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 13th

Friday the 13^th = wooooo, scarey darey! So today's picture is something suitably terrifying – Matthew Corbett regretting his decision to go buy a turkey -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 12th

Behind today's door is a snowman trying to hide from the inland revenue -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 11th

Today we have Aled Jones having trouble with a fried egg sandwich -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 10th

If you're wondering why these posts come at random times every day, it's because I work shifts, so I post whenever I can. After I've eaten an entire packet of Jaffa Cakes. Anyway, today's picture is Jim Bowen and Roy Walker enjoying Christmas together in Tobago -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 9th

Today's brilliant art is Putin refusing to kiss Obama under the mistletoe -

As always, click to enlarge, and follow me if you like this, you bastards 

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 8th

What do we have today? Well children, we have the baby Jesus being guarded by He-Man, Lion-O and Leonardo, a trusty trio I'm sure you'll agree.

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 7th

Behind today's door is my festive holly bush – featuring Holly Valance, The Hollies, and some other shite -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 6th

What do we have today? We have Rod, Jane and Freddy all trying to fit into the same Christmas jumper -

The World Of Crap advent calendar – December 5th

Today's festive fresco – Joseph failing to guess correctly during a game of Charades -