A quick update on my Bruce/vampire theory

Following on from This post, I have another piece of evidence to suggest that Bruce Forsyth really is king of the vampires. They definitely do his bidding. Check it out -

Why would this even be a thing if it wasn't for Brucie's unrelenting power over the underworld? Normally, if there's a less than good joke from a presenter and it falls flat, then so be it, and the presenter is given a bit of a slap on the wrist. Not so for His Naughtiness. YOU WILL LAUGH AT HIS JOKES! Or face eternity as our servant, or something.

I'm not saying that he is king of the vampires, just that anyone called Bruce Forsyth who presents Strictly Come Dancing DEFINITELY is.