I've just read a forum
discussion on people's favourite TV moments, which has inspired me to
write this list. I think compared to many people, I've had relatively
few massive TV events in my life – programmes that you sit down to
watch with other people, and hand round nibbles, and everyone is on
their best behaviour. But I can think of a few, and now I'm going to
bore you for ten minutes by telling you about them.
William and Kate's wedding -
I'm not entirely sure why
I went so insane over K-Willz's wedding, apart from it just seemed
like the thing to do - everyone was going nuts making plans for TV
parties. Since I was at university and didn't have a TV, I went over
to a guy friend's house and commandeered his for the day. He didn't
mind because he wasn't asked.
The wedding should have
made me run a mile, because I was getting over a bad break up at the
time. Normally, the last thing I wanted to do was sit there watching
two people squish over each other and have lots of money. But
something in me thought that I shouldn't let that stop me being party
to this occasion. Most generations have a royal wedding, and this was
mine. I wasn't going to let some philandering git spoil it for me.
Naturally, we were all a
bit pissed by lunchtime so don't ask me about the ins and outs of the
coverage. But we did all agree on one thing, which I'm sure you've
seen many times before -
Reality show finals -
Aw, you beat a disabled lad. Well done.
Mostly Britain's Got
Talent, Stars In Their Eyes and The Apprentice. I'm not much of a one
for reality shows, but I do watch Britain's Got Talent
religiously. Which lucky act
will win some money and then never get mentioned ever again? Will it
be Charlie the cheese juggling monkey? The amazing three-nippled
Terence? Or will it be one of the plucky young pop singers that
didn't fancy their chances on The X Factor?
I
love TV talent shows, but I'm indifferent about pure singing shows
(Stars in their eyes doesn't count in my opinion – it's still
enough of a freak show to make it interesting).
When
there's a half decent reality show final scheduled, me and whoever
can stand my company for the evening will stock up on crisps and nuts
and beer, smugly convinced that our favourite is going to win with
200% of the phone vote. This hardly ever turns out to be the case,
and our champion will usually come about seventh, even when there are
only five acts on the show.
The
Brookside body under the patio -
I
bloody loved Brookside. When I was a kid I used to sit and watch it
with my parents, and to my childish mind, drama couldn't possibly get
any more dramatic. This was because Brookside was known for having
forward thinking and edgy storylines that other soaps wouldn't touch.
I
recently bought this DVD which brought back memories of me
being glued to the screen as a child, not entirely sure what was
going on, but feeling full of peril nonetheless.
By
far the most terror inducing plot my young mind witnessed was the
Mandy and Trevor Jordache 'Body under the patio' story. For those of
who who never saw Brookside, this should explain it. See, the
body under the patio story even has it's own entry on Brookside's
Wikipedia page. So there.
Being
about nine, I never fully understood what was going on during the
domestic abuse storyline, but I knew Trevor was a bad man. So I
rooted for Mandy and Beth, and rejoiced (sort of) when they finally
managed to kill him. Then I witnessed them desperately shoving his
body under the patio. Even though I knew it was Trevor under there, still I recoiled and yelped in horror when Eddie the neighbour came
across his rotting hand -
This
led to the Jordaches being arrested, and subsequently to the 'Free the Jordache two' campaign across British media. Me being nine
and stupid, I thought they were really in prison, and that it was up
to the British public to get them out. Although my little self ranted
and raved, it didn't do any good, and ultimately I had to rely on the
producers of the show to release them from prison. Well, one of them
– Beth Jordache sadly died, rendering her ineligible for parole.
Sob, cry.
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