IT'S HERE! I can't sing a fanfare on here, but I'll have a go at writing one -
Do doo dooo do doodlooodoodlooooooooooooo!
I have painstakingly handcrafted an appropriately festive picture for every day as we count down to Christmas. I don't need thanks – it's my calling.
So let us kick off with December 1st -
Christmas in the hot tub with the three wise men -
Be sure to call back tomorrow to open another thrilling door on the calendar!