The best part of an advent calendar is suddenly realising you've left loads of doors to open all at once, because they're all full of crappy Lidl chocolate and you aren't particularly bothered about them anyway. So imagine the excitement of being able to open two doors of the World Of Crap advent calendar at once! This can be so, since I've been in the middle of a field since Wednesday.
So here we go with Christmas Eve – a dinosaur interrupts midnight mass -
And Christmas Day – Happy Christmas from Ceefax!