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Sunday, 10 November 2013

Reasons why Baywatch was nothing like a real beach

  1. No donkey rides
  2. The sea was blue, not brown
  3. No one got sand up their bum
  4. No Mr Whippy van
  5. No one trying to have a wee in a hole behind a windbreak
  6. No kids stood at the edge of the sea, claiming they can see France
  7. No one digging up lugworms

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