This is a good episode if you fancy Geoffrey (which I do not) because you can see his legs, all the way up to the top of his legs -
For everyone normal - consider it a warning *
This episode is called "Hot Day", and is about a day that's hot. Some stuff happens, but mostly everyone is hot.
We start off in the garden - the gang are so hot they decide to set up a nudist colony -
Just kidding - I'll explain that clip in a later post
Hot Day part 1 -
Zippy is lying there looking like a
pimp, and George is wearing 3D glasses for some reason.
“Come and make some sand pies with me
Zippy”
“What? Oh fuck off George you massive
git.”
Enter Geoffrey in hotpants, carrying a
huge diphagram -
Zippy has lost his sun hat, and will
surely DIE.
Bungle comes out, looking like a hairy
gay Aladdin. Ha, Zippy shares my sentiments.
Absolute comedy gold coming up here.
Bungle has a hose. Can you guess what's about to happen? That's right
– Bungle acts like a twat. Zippy's laugh is phenomenal.
Then we have a disturbing Lines and
Shapes involving a boy doing a
striptease. Not cool.
The
gang all complain about the heat, claiming it's difficult to breathe.
If you're that hot, Bungle, you might want to consider taking that
ridiculous bear suit off.
Once
again the hose is brought into play, but this time it's Zippy's idea
so it's not a twattish thing to do. Guess who gets wet again? This
really is a dream episode for Geoffrey fangirls (which I am most
definitely not).**
Geoffrey
the wet T shirt model then shows us how to make the worst sun hat in
the entire world. I think he actually has to glue it onto Zippy's
head to get it to stay on.
Zippy,
quite reasonably, asks for a drink on account of how he's choking due
to the heat. Geoffrey denies this harmless request, insisting that he
must first fulfil his role of washerwoman. The heat causes Geoffrey to lose
his rag – you've never seen anger like it. Not really – his voice
just raises the tiniest amount, and then he immediately begs for
forgiveness. What a guy!
Bungle
toddles off to get the drinks, which he could have just fucking done
in the first fucking place.
Part
two!
Some people on the beach, and doing summery things in general (not rioting though).
Back to the plot - more Geoffrey porn, and Bungle has decided to remedy the 'being too hot' situation by putting more clothes on.
"Gone for a dip in the pool." Seriously? Bungle went for a dip in the pool? Have you seen the size of A) Bungle and B) the pool? What did he do, dip his toe in?
George and Geoffrey then talk about being all hot and sticky. This episode is pure filth. Geoffrey fangirls (one of which I am not) will surely have had to change their undergarments by now.***
Thank goodness we now have a musical interlude - I don't think I could have taken much more of the one man sexorama. Rod Jane and Freddy perform a toe tapping jaunty number about how it was sunny and now it's raining. I'm not sure why Jane is a ghost -
Back to the garden, and the gang are just about to have a 'picnic on the lawn', when a strange woman jumps out from behind the washing. The gang apparently know her, so are unfazed by this. I think she has a nightie on.
Bungle, in a massive ass-fucking of logic, runs inside to put his dressing gown on, because he's worried about a lady seeing him in only his pants. I don't have to explain why this is insane to anyone who has ever seen Rainbow. To those of you who haven't seen Rainbow - why is it insane? Fuck you, that's why.
Guess what today's story is about. Go on, guess.
After the strange woman has finished crapping on about hot weather and elephants, it starts to rain and the gang panics. except it's not raining, it's just Bungle dicking about with the hose again. In his dressing gown. And his Aladdin hat. Bungle might be having a nervous breakdown. I certainly am.
Then it really does start to rain, so the gang grab the washing and run inside. And here we find a convenient place to say bye bye.
*I feel really mean for implying that Geoffrey is ugly. I didn't mean that, I just meant that I personally do not fancy him.
**I'm sure there are ladies that do fancy Geoffrey.
***I really do feel very mean.
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