Imagine
being dropped into a world where half the people have plastic faces.
As if that wasn’t terrifying enough, imagine then discovering that
normal food is banned, and that inhabitants of the town are forced to
take up weird, Orwellian compulsive exercise programmes. This is the
scene that faces our plucky hero, Robbie -
Lazy
Town is an odd show for children, because an episode generally never
has a happy ending. Instead of everything turning out ok in the end
and all the characters giggling and waving at the camera, the viewer
is normally plunged headfirst into a bleak, dystopian landscape where
evil triumphs over good. While this might teach children some
valuable life lessons, it does make for disturbing viewing.
In
the episode I chose to watch, the story centres around the ruling
Mafia style gang extending yet another arm into the control of public
life – this time by taking over the entire TV network.
I'll
pause to fill you in on the gang terrorizing the town -
Pixel
- the brains and technical mastermind of the gang
Sportacus
- poster boy for the gang; an attempt to promote a
people-friendly image
Stephanie
- similar to Sportacus; there to appeal to females as non threatening
Stingy
and Ziggy - from what I can gather these are Pixel's henchmen,
although Stingy's obvious wealth might be helping to finance the
operation
Trixie
- smarter than she looks. Frequently used for interrogation
purposes
The
“Mayor” and Bessie “Busybody” - parental figures of the gang.
Serious infringements are brought before the “Mayor”, and he will
determine a suitable punishment.
Robbie,
our hero for the duration and all round quiet, understated good guy,
settles down in front of his TV with a snack, only to find every
single channel has been hijacked by the gang. Since the gang don’t
appear to have a name, I’ll call them the PE Teachers.
Every
channel in Lazy Town is now taken over with weird propaganda and
compulsory aerobics shows, thanks to a pirate antenna built by Pixel.
All colour schemes are gaudy and bright in order to induce a mild
hypnotic state in the viewers, and shows are peppered with various
gang slogans and phrases such as “sports candy” (whatever the
hell that is), “everybody move”, and “go go go!” All
programmes are designed to either bamboozle or lull, consisting of
the poster boy/girl dancing around and smiling, and news programmes
where all the news is good and nothing ever goes wrong in the world -
Robbie
knows he must act to stop this before the entire town is brainwashed,
but realises he must go undercover. His plan is to bravely attempt to
infiltrate the various programme sets, and sabotage the shows, thus
breaking the hypnotic hold over the town. When Robbie reveals his
plan, the viewers breathe a collective sigh of relief since he
appears to be confident in his abilities, and not worried in the
slightest.
Unfortunately,
as an artistic necessity, the viewer is then subjected to a
horrifying display of the PE Teachers’ programmes.
What
the hell is sports candy? At the beginning I wondered if they meant
fruit, but I’m starting to think it’s more sinister than that. If
they are going out of their way to market it as ‘sports candy’,
it’s not unreasonable to assume it’s laced with some kind of
powerful narcotic, no doubt concocted by the ‘chefs’, Stingy and
Ziggy.
Our
hero has arrived in town, so we can breathe a bit easier for now. He
soon gets wind of the ‘sports candy’ plan, and makes a brave
attempt to dispose of the entire stash. He knows if he is caught he
will have to pay a visit to Trixie, or worse, the ‘Mayor’, so
stealth is essential -
The
narcotic aspect of the ‘sports candy’ is all but confirmed when
poster girl Stephanie sings about how it’s ‘fun to play with
colours’.
Success!
Robbie has managed to get rid of all the sports candy. Next is
perhaps the most dangerous mission of them all – infiltrating the
‘happy news’ presided over by the ‘Mayor’ and ‘Busybody’.
As a side note, we find out that the ‘Mayor’ is Stephanie’s
uncle.
Our
hero effortlessly thwarts the ‘Mayor’ and, with a terrified
Busybody in the background, proceeds to give a direct warning to
Pixel. Plus he reveals that ‘sports candy makes you sick’. Pixel
is rattled, but he’s not through yet. As if to send a counter
warning to Robbie, he switches to Trixie’s interrogation hour.
Robbie knows he must steel himself and join Trixie if he is to
triumph over the PE Teachers.
After
being forced to humiliate himself by dancing for Trixie, Robbie
escapes by the skin of his teeth, but still on track. Now he heads to
the henchmen, Stingy and Ziggy, to take their programme out. As a
last ditch attempt to keep his hold over the show's viewers, Pixel
orders 'Busybody' to begin an impromptu puppet show -
This
David Lynch-esque spectacle lasts until Robbie realises he must risk
his life to bring down the PE Teachers once and for all. Donning a
gorilla suit so as not to be recognised, and also to provide some
protection from bullets, he climbs the TV mast, swaying precariously
with no thought for his own safety.
Robbie’s
plan begins to work, so the PE Teachers bring out the big guns. This
is the final showdown, a fight to the death, a hundred feet above
LazyTown -
Robbie
is captured! He is taken to Pixel, who converses with the ‘mayor’
about how best to deal with him. Meanwhile, the rest of the PE
Teachers continue to broadcast, with Robbie incarcerated and unable
to stop them.
The
gang place Robbie under house arrest, where he is forced to watch
them make their return to the airwaves, bigger and bolder than ever.
But our hero is bold enough to match them, and is soon planning his
next move. He knows he can never give up his attempts to stop the PE
Teachers once and for all. Will he succeed next time?
We
leave Robbie on this cliffhanger. Knowing our hero, it won’t be
long before he’s back to take up arms against the forces of evil
once more. Until then, all we can do is hope.
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