I was going to write an advert related post tonight, but I can't find a copy of the advert in question anywhere on the internet, so until I get my hands on a copy, here are two interesting things -
1. The mister just put two tins of biscuits down on the settee, and they made a big fart noise, and we laughed.
2. This evening I came out of the bathroom and tripped over the mister, who was sat on the floor outside, waiting for me to come out, 'because he was bored'. This led to us having the world's shittest fight on our hands and knees in the corridor, the best move of which was when I squeezed his boob.
PS I know how much everyone loves pictures, so here is a picture of a kilopede that I drew on the whiteboard in our kitchen -